We got edumacated....

What are the benefits of having a private club license?"

(Realtor thought bubble) how the hell do I know? do i look like I've ever owned a bar OR a private club?

"well, I'm sure my partner can email us that info right away"

partner spends hours searching and finally locates 135 pages of state liqueur laws.

Client ...displays disgust that Realtor does not have this document memorized. now he will have to read it himself.

"what about this gambling I've heard about ? how do i get a gaming license?"

(Realtor thought bubble)do i look like i have time to gamble? I know NOTHING about gambling!

"I'm sure my partner can send us that info right away"

partner researches and finally locates state gaming laws.

client displays disgust that Realtor does not have this info memorized. now he will have to read it himself.

"what about the laws for the lake? how close to the lake am I allowed to build?"

(Realtor thought bubble)crap! how would i know? just buy the thing!!

"I'll have my partner send us that info right away"

partner researches and find lake laws. apparently there is no set back . build right on the shore if ya want.

client displays disgust that Realtor did not have all lake laws memorized.he will have to read another document.

Everyone is ready to strangle client ,including seller.

(Realtor thought bubble) we're sooooo tired. come on!! just buy the damn thing. we will give you our first born sons.

Realtors now include 400 pages of state laws in all private club files.

We're professionals , damn it !

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earlier that same day.....





Realtor goes to preview 4 choice homes she plans to show on Tuesday.

home 1: looks gorgeous on paper.

in reality .....house turns out to be miles out in the sticks ,down a gravel road , located directly between shacks on both sides.

(Realtor thought bubble) CRAP! this house is crap!

home 2: looks gorgeous on paper.

in reality ........drive way is a sheer cliff. lake frontage would fit in a bath tub,house located directly next door to burned out trailer with no windows.

(Realtor thought bubble) CRAP! this house is crap!!

home 3: looks gorgeous on paper.

in reality .....house is old ,small and absolutely hideous on the outside.

(Realtor thought bubble) CRAP!!! they're all crap!!!

Home 4: looks gorgeous on paper

in reality ....actually IS gorgeous. however no lake frontage and no pool.
(Realtor thought bubble) SHIT!!!!

I have until Tuesday to come up with a huge gorgeous house ,either on the lake or with a pool. hopefully with a rock fireplace, with no shacks or trailers next door.

$350,000 to $430,000 Where is it!!!!! Got one for sale???? call me QUICK!!!!

Excitement land.....................

Ola ya'll ,

Well , I have not heard from any of my chillun's since my birthday. I wonder what they are all so busy doing?

Call yo' mama !!!!

Been working all week . can you say DULLSVILLE? Last night I had to resort to watching a lifetime movie. The break in. Very stupid AND I totally had the ending pegged wayyy before it happened.

I read a book this week called "brother one cell" it was good enough to read the whole thing. a true story about a 23 year old guy who tries to smuggle some drugs and winds up doing 3 and a half years in a Korean prison.
I must say ,their prisons are primitive but the behavior of the convicts is much more civilized.

Ok, who wants to buy some real estate???

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Weekender near Brady

Mountain Only 70,000

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Land!!!!

73 acres,3 acres with creek,10 acres and

3 acre building sites, restricted to stick built homes

All in Lake Hamilton school district.

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3BR 2 BA Brick in Sheridan. A steal! Reduced to 155,000

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Huge house for extended family,

bed and breakfast, home health ,

group home etc..7 B.R. 4 Ba.

W/workshop, security system,

Fenced yard.

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Love Golf? Diamondhead gem.

3br 2 ba ,beautiful setting, huge dog run,

Lakeside schools. Minutes to the lake!

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Adorable waterfront condo,

Main channel, fantastic views,

Stainless appliances, fireplace,Great location!

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Gorgeous house on 2.86 acres:

Custom built , 2450 sq.ft.,

professionally decorated,

garden, heated and cooled shop,

r.v. and boat parking.

Lake Hamilton schools,

This house is a 10!!

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Lakefront tavern and home:

Live and work on the lake!

Too much to list ! Call for more info!

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Investors! Mini storage

w/managers quarters,

126 units ,all rented.

1.3 acres .Manager willing to stay.

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ok , now if that didn't thrill you and /or make you jealous of my exciting week....surely this will!










"I'm chewing my nails,do you mind?"


















"This movie is riveting. NOT!"



















"Oh ,I love you Monkey"

















"I think I'm getting a double chin,I wonder if it's the whip cream?"














"I love ya man!"







There you have it, my week. If we're extremely lucky ....which is not usual for us.We may have the bar AND the mini storage sold today. PRAY PEOPLE! PRAY!!!


Have a great day ya'll!!!!

P.S.




Getting THIS for 4 bucks was the highlight of my week!!!

Fears been faced.....and I won:)

Well I finally swallowed my fear and went out and drove the new boat by myself.

My Dr.man neighbor was supposed to go with me but there was no sign of him. He missed the boat.











Two boatloads of naked people.

Note to naked people:we don't want to see your naked flab. Put your damn clothes on!!














Breezy shades














still life













Where's my Captain????
















Beautiful ,isn't it?

















I stayed out long enough to see the sunset.
















Ahhhhh! This is the life.

Chillin' with my homeys.....

Whaz up?









Last night floozie2 ,lake farmer, me, and our other neighbor Dr.man went and ate at my favorite Mexican dive ,Durango.

It was yummay!!!
















chicken fajitas! mmmmmmm.












lake farmers quesadilla. mmmmm



They all laughed at me because the owners knew me. It's cheaper for me to eat there than it is to cook at home.






Well, today is a work day til this afternoon. Then I shall be going out on zee boat. so I'll be back latah with pics and a report of my fun adventure.

have a great Saturday peeps!

Me and my wild hair.....

Hi ya'll ,

There's a dead little humming bird corpse on my table out front.

Conehead found it on the ground and put it there. She said she would come back and take it away.

Note to Conehead: Please come get it!!!
















Here was my wild hair I got today.
And it only took me...hmmm...all day.

Taped and ready. Room a total pig sty.
















Moved heavy ass dresser and switched it with the love seat.

Ignore Cavuto bathing himself there. lol















Ta Da!!!! My new accent wall.

The color is less "blue" in person. It's kind of a
light teal.













I think i love it!!!Much less "dreary and brown"

Now I need to get cleaned up and go get food and run my errands.

Later peeps!

All cats ,all the time.....

yep , another dull day. cleaned, did laundry,worked a little from home and then watched law and order ,numerous times ,while taking cat pics.


tell me something exciting people!!!

Can you say BORING?????

Hi ya'll ,


Yep I know I've been slacking in the posting department. Two reasons for that.


1.I've been busy ,working.
2. Nothing even remotely exciting has happened to write about.


Last night I had every intention of doing an update .But nooooo. I had that swollen allergy head thing goin' on . So i took 2 benadryl. I was conked out by 8 o'clock. I went to bed thinking"well, I'll just take a nap and then get back up"
Nope, stayed conked out all night .


And this morning my swollen allergy head is back. I wish i knew what causes this crap!!!



Yesterday E brought her 11 year old daughter to work.She is so cute .It makes that old yearning to have a daughter of my own come right on back. lol Even though I'm old.

I'll settle for a grand daughter. But at this rate ,it's not gonna be any time soon.



My house has morphed itself back into a pig sty. ack!!So that is my thrilling plan of the day. Cleaning , cleaning and more cleaning.

Hopefully something exciting will happen today as well.

have a great day ya'll!
luv me

and ..even more cats :)