A meme....cuz we are boring like that... :)

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Sort of,more like named after others due to negligence.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? A few days ago
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, but it’s readable

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Smoked turkey breast

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 3 sons

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes, constantly. I get it from my dad.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No way….my luck is too bad.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Banana nut crunch

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Depends on the shoes and how desperate I am to get them off

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? No, I have used up all that strength.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Orange sherbet with dark chocolate chips
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their teeth

15. RED OR PINK? both
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Pretty much ,my looks , from head to toe!
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Everyone!! !lol

18.DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? yes
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Pink sweats and white socks

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A ton of crap at a birthday party. (way too much)
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The fan

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? magenta. lol I don’t remember what color that is , but I remember the name.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Coffee, clean babies, gardenias and my husband.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? conehead

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yes, she’s my aunt!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? I despise them all equally!

27. HAIR COLOR? Um..blond….yeah, blond
28. EYE COLOR? blue
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No,but I’m ready to try them.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? chicken friend steak and gravy.or Mexican food...
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Men of honor
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Brown and pink razorback t-shirt

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer babeeee!!!

35. HUGS OR KISSES? From who? Kisses from my man…hugs from other peeps

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? A teaspoon of chocolate frosting.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Everyone better!!!

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? My husband. lol
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I don’t remember the name , but it’s a true story about the war .Written by a solider.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Cat hair
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Law and order
42. FAVORITE SOUND? Rain on a tin roof.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Gag me . I hate them both!
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Sweden

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I think my aunts got it all. lol

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Buffalo ,New York

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Everyone’s
48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 9:24

Happy Birthday to my son.....

Twenty five years ago , today.....I looked like THIS. I was about to give birth to my second son.One of the cutest babies ever born!!!




































He arrived with dimples galore .
It doesn't get any sweeter than that!




















It was obvious right away that he was smart .....and full of talent!





















He potty trained himself !!! At ONE!!
Yippeee!!!







































He grew more awesome and talented as the years went by.








and more creative too!




















You're a great man Ian!!
(and still adorably cute)

Happy Birthday!!!

Love MOM

Raeltors are dirt.....and I am a mental cracker.

Yesterday was a supposed day off.
It started out ok. Did very little work around here. Went and ran errands.The cats were down to a few crumbs of food.(bad mama )



Went to the grocery store. went to the half of a half store,a couple thrift stores, ate chinese lunch with Floozie1 , then I actually went to the stinkin' mall. I meant to look for some birthday prezzies for the kids. But found NOTHING.
Have I mentioned that our mall sucks?



By the time I got home my whole head felt like a swollen beach ball. I don't know what it is I'm allergic to in this town , but it comes and goes. Strikes at random and makes my face practically swell shut.Eyes, nose...lol pretty soon I look like a rotten piece of fruit.



Earlier ,Eva had called me and told me that these buyers wanted to go look at the bar at 7:30 that night. (lovely)



These particular buyers are not ours. They belong to another agent D.
So, she was going to be going as well.



We were supposed to show them the bar we have listed and another one down the street. I do my makeup , fix my hair. Then the hell of trying to find something to wear ,begins.
There i am with my swollen beach ball head. I look and feel like utter crap!by the time Eva gets here, I am on the verge of tears . I answer the door ,still dressed in rags.



She says "I take it you're not going?"

"no, I don't think I am/can."



She goes on without me. I take some benedryl and fight back tears of NOTHING. lol



So they have to go early to the second bar to get a "permission to show", signed.(because this bar is not listed at all)



We have told OUR bar (for the second time) "we are showing your place tonight"



Eva calls me about 9 p.m. "well, guess what?the buyers didn't show up."



"NO! I can't believe it."

(not! I totally CAN believe it) Why are people so damn inconsiderate? All that trouble that everyone went thru ,TWICE ,now for these same damn people......and they just blow everyone off like dirt.



Note to Eva and D: ya'll are lucky I DIDN'T go, lol , I would have totally cracked up bawling like a baby.



Then Eva tells me that they DID get pulled over for drunk driving. ACK!


D was driving and she does not even drink. But they still made her do a road side sobriety test.
(when it rains it pours) lol



I was way too fragile minded for this little excursion. LOL
Thank God I stayed home. They probably would have taking my bawling self off to the nuthouse.


The benedryl did not help. I still look like a rotten pumpkin. Today we will be door hanging .So hopefully I will not have to encounter any live people. :)


Have a great day ya'll! Later peeps.

I was at this big indoor shopping center. In the mens department ,I found this wallet in a shopping bag. I had just looked in it to see if there was any money and score! there, was. I pulled the money out and stuffed it in my purse, planning to go see how much it was.



then this guard comes up to me and says"did you find something that doesn't belong to you?"



I went all STUPID and blurted out "I have to go to the bathroom!"He says"go ahead, go to the bathroom."



So, I'm in the bathroom trying to figure out how I'm going to get away, without admitting that I have the money. I wasn't about to give up the money!



By the time I come out of the bathroom , the guard is gone. So I start looking for the way out of that place. it was like a damn maze. I wound up in elevators, other stores, medical floors. Crap!



I finally find a door that leads to the outside . And I am walking and walking and walking, I can not find the truck!WTH!!! I swear I have been over every inch of the parking lot. Which is this massive double decker thing.



I'm totally paranoid , waiting for some cops to grab me at any moment.



I still don't know how much money it is that I found.



And then Cavuto starts his crappin "wake me up" routine.



Paw the eyes, paw the face, knock down the phone, knock down the phone charger,paw the eyes some more. Then he starts grabbing my hand by my wedding ring and pulling on it.



You little sh*it!!!



So, needless to say , I never did find the truck . Nor do I know how much money it was that I was so desperate to keep.


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Yesterday was broker tour. We saw this lake condo and I just LOVED the womans decor.
She had tons of monkeys and elephants. And Just oodles of stuff I would have bought. I had to say "Let me know if you ever have a yard sale!"



I will put it up here now as the "featured listing of the week"











The view from the patio. awesome , no?














The living room , I would love to inherit the contents of. :)


















Neat stuff EVERY where!




















The kitchen even had monkey wallpaper.










This beautiful condo features gated community, 2 pools, tennis courts, 2 bedrooms , 2 baths.The master has a balcony with a gorgeous lake view.Walk in unit w/wood floors, tons of closets, and the Lake ,lake ,lake!!!

All this can be yours for $269,000. Call me and I'll start your paperwork!This would be fabulous as a second home AND nightly rentals are allowed.

SUNBURNS AND PG RATINGS

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

• murder (4x)
• ass (1x)

Well, that's pretty shocking. Since I just found out that some freaks from several foreign countries actually found MY blog by searching for "naked old men"


Yeah, who knew they were such a hot commodity. Stay away from my blog perverts!!!


Ok, it's been tooo boring to post lately .. believe me, you should be thankful .


But since I've been nagged....lol...here's todays thrilling events.

JUST GOT HOME FROM THE BOAT. I’VE BEEN OUT THERE SINCE 11:30 …NEEDLESS TO SAY; I AM BURNT TO A CRISP!

I WAS LYING OUT THERE ALONE, READING MY BOOK TIL ABOUT ONE.

THEN FLOOZIE2, HER HUBBY AND HIS GILRS CAME OUT AND TIED UP WITH ME.

THE WIND WAS SO BAD WE MOVED TO ANOTHER COVE, AND THERE WAS 23 BOATS IN THERE!

WHEN WE LEFT TO GO HOME, THEY TOOK THEIR BOAT OVER TO LOOK AT SOME MANSION.

SO I GO HOME, I HAD JUST GOTTEN THE LIFT UP AND I HEAR SOMEONE YELL OUT “LENA!”

I’M ALL BLIND…I SEE A COUPLE IN A BOAT..THEY COULD BE KIDS OR THEY COULD BE A HUNDRED.

SO I YELL OUT “WHO IS THAT?”

THEY PULL UP A LITTLE CLOSER. I

IT IS H (OUR OLD REALTOR) AND HIS WIFE. LOL

HE SAID HE WAS TRYING TO SEE IF THEY COULD TAKE THEIR BOAT OVER HERE FOR THE PARTY.(IN JULY)

THEN HE GOES”WOOOO! I DIDN’T KNOW YOU GUYS HAD A SEARAY!”

“YEAH, IT’S FILTHY, BUT IT’S A SEARAY. I’VE BEEN OUT THERE SINCE 11; 30, I’M BURNT TO A CRISP!”

HE GOES “ALL BY YOURSELF?!”

LOL LIKE, HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO? LOL

SO, I JUST GOT HOME TOOK A BATH AND SWATHED MYSELF IN ALOE VERA.

FLOOZIE2 INVITED ME OVER THERE FOR HOME MADE PIZZA, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN WAIT THAT LONG TO EAT. I HAVE HAD NOTHING, ALL DAY, BUT MY CEREAL THAT I SHARED WITH CAVUTO THIS MORNING.

ABOUT 7!~

I THINK IT’S GOING TO BE A MISERABLE NIGHT, TRYING TO SLEEP.

. LOL I’LL BE LIKE THAT EPISODE OF LUCY WHERE SHE’S SO SUNBURNED SHE’S WALKING LIKE A ROBOT.

I GUESS WE’RE OFF TOMMOROW EXCEPT me……I HAVE FLOOR FROM 3-6. ACK!

MAYBE I’LL GET LUCKY. WE NEED A “BUYER!!!!”

SOMEONE..ANYONE......YOU know YOU NEED A HOUSE IN HOT SPRINGS! CALL ME!!! ;)

A plain old day in paradise.....

Well, if anyone cares to tell me how to delete the Spanish nonsensical comment...which is probably some Spanish porn site....please educate me!!!



And for God's sake...don't click on the link people!! I didn't even try that.



Today was a work til 6 p.m. day ....naturally after being woken up at 4:30 . :(



But tomorrow is a work from the boat day. YIPPEEE!!!!
That's called a "sort of -day off"


But I can handle that.



I will let today speak for itself ,in pictures.

Actually ,maybe SOME of the day. Believe me, the rest was WORK!



































































































not bad for my lunch hour 'eh?















"woo hoo!! I found me a box!!! And no matter how small it is ...I can fit in there!!!







Good night ya'll!

day off of boredom....

ola people,

yes, i know everyone is mad at me and thinks i am ignoring them.


i swear ..it's not true! i'm not ignoring you!


i am actually just so damn exhausted , i think i should go to the doctor about it. my spouse assures me that it is normal to be exhausted when you're old.
well, is it normal to be hyper your whole life and then SUDDENLY be exhausted EVERY day? i think not.


i have not been able to take naps the way i do now, since i was pregnant ...OVER 20 years ago.


note to self: make doctors appointment.


today was my "day off" and i had big plans to go out on the boat .but noooooo...the weather looked like crap and everyone kept telling me "oooh, we're gonna have a big thunderstorm"



so , i leave the house like 9 a.m. to start running my errands that i have been too busy to do.


you know that was exciting. lol


i did pop in the salvation army though and i found out that the guy from the other day, the wreck and the shooting, it was his wife that he shot!he had told her that morning "today is the day you die"

why she didn't drive immediately to the police station , i do not know.

maybe that WAS where she was heading.(she was only a few blocks from there) but apparently he wrecked his truck into her car and then came out and shot her ,and her friend that was with her. she did die.

last i heard the friend is still alive.but very badly injured.


man , that kind of stuff just makes me ill.get some therapy people or WALK AWAY!!!
hope they didn't have kids.


ack!


so , i get home from errands about 2 and instead of going out on the boat ...i try to read ..but can't keep my eyes open . so yep...take a nap .


my darling called and woke me up nearly 2 hours later.


so that was my thrilling day off. :)


later on ate some leftover chicken fajitas and watched a movie. it seemed long...but maybe that was just me. it was called "men of honor"


it was a true story about the first black navy diver , back in the 50's


it was one of those movies that made you proud.....to be human, and proud to be American.
i give it 2 thumbs up!

have a great night/ and day ya'll , i'm off to bed.

Humiliation......you can't scare 'em all...

Well, most of today went to hell in a handbag.


We started late because most of our appointments were in the afternoon.


So,I was home all morning and did not accomplish much.By the time Eva and I met at the office she had this embarrassing tale to tell:


We have been trying to find this client some gas stations.

Ok, so we've been stopping at random gas stations "inquiring of the owner, if they would like to sell it."


A few days ago ,we went to this gas station on a certain corner in town ,and we were told "yes , we do want to sell"

We give the kid our cards and he says"oh , my dad , he will call you!"


So , this morning Eva calls our buyer and says


"I found a station for you, right here in town ! But they really want to sell it so you will have to act fast!"


"Where is it located?"


"it's at bla bla bla corner"


Dead silence from the client, probably, as he is trying to refrain from spewing coffee out of his nostrils.
He can finally speak" You're trying to sell me my OWN gas station?"


Crap! he already owns it. the stupid manager was just acting like the "big man" like HE owned it.



*cackle* all I can say is I am glad it was HER and not me. I would have crumbled with humiliation.



But not my Eva.....what does she do?


She says"Well , since you already own that, do you want to buy a bar?"



GO EVA!!!


He's going to ask around about it. :)



Then our 2 afternoon appointments ...one canceled and the other did not bother to call at all.



We also got lost ,looking for some land, ate lunch at the Sushi restaurant and then we quit early...4:00.



I got home and spent the next 3 hours finishing a book I had started yesterday. And I must say it was a damn good book! The best one I've read in quite some time.

It was called "Heart shaped box"
by Joe Hill

and NO it's not some stupid romance novel ...as the title might have you believe. It is a horror/ghost story. Go...Go get it NOW and read it!!!
The library will have it ..when I return mine. :)


Goodnight ya'll!

kittens in the garbage murder in the streets ...part 2

For some reason it wouldn't let me finish that post.



So , anyhow......good thing I made my detour. I could have been the one in the car accident with that crazy guy!!!





Instead ,I was driving
through beautiful down town Hot Springs.

Thank you God!







Then I came home and went out on the boat! Floozie 2 and her spouse tired their boat up with mine .





it was pretty busy out there. Old fogey cove was full of boats!









you can see how rough the water was.

it started raining and all the boats took off , leaving us in our cove .
there was no lighting so we stayed!










ha ha !

guzzlein' beer like Homer Simpson....LOL










the last boat getting out of "our" cove









then I came home ,made some chicken fajitas and took some pics of the babies.
So without further ado.......
cats pictures!! yippeee!!!









































































































ANDDDD ...I got my pig sty back to a livable condition.
















































Have a great day ya'll !!!!

Kittens in the garbage murder in the streets...

Well, here’s the recap of my thrilling day yesterday.

I left here planning to eat lunch with Floozie 1, go to the car wash , take a box of junk to the salvation army and go to the grocery store.

As it turned out, I took a detour after lunch to the “cat shelter” thrift store. While I was there they were right in the middle of washing 5 tiny, half Siamese kittens. Some ass*ole had thrown them in the dumpster! Like garbage.

Where do these horrible people come from??

Then when I tried to go dump my stuff at the salvation army….I saw this.

The whole road was blocked off by Police.

if you click on the pictures you can see the full sized version.

I've been .. tagged ...my sister made me do this!

The rules are:

1. I have to post these rules before I give you the facts.
2. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog -post about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your meme, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Here are 8 random facts about me:

1. I am a cheapskate.I hate it ,my husband hates it. But I can't help myself.I hate to waste money.

2.I am a lot more germ-a-phobic , the older I get. In a public bathroom ,I tear off the end of the paper (where someone else has touched it) and after I wash my hands I open the door with my paper towel.

3.I have that disorder , where you see yourself as really ugly.

4.I talk to myself all the time. EVEN in PUBLIC! (you know you've been alone too long...lol)

5.I have an ugly tattoo that needs to be remodeled.Most people can't believe I HAVE a tattoo.

6.I have never been on a cruise. And I just don't think that's fair.

7.I am extremely loyal.Even better than a dog. lol

8.I can read really fast.And I LOATHE having to hear someone else read out loud.

OK, that was hard...everyone already knows everything about me.

I tag Vicki at Desert Diva...send us your url poodles!!!Put it in the comments.

I tag Soulmange at http://soulmange.blogspot.com/

I tag Conehead at Coneheads crapfest http://coneheadscrapfest.blogspot.com/

Those are the only people I know with blogs. So there!

Exhausted neglect.....

The poster child of neglect.......would be this house!

This is what happens when one works EVERY waking minute of the day.






office stuff,boxes of postcards,
















more office stuff











what happens when your bed hasn't been made in 4 days.

clean laundry piled on couch.












no time to put away ironing board.
yes ,i did actually IRON a shirt.













boxes of stuff that needed to be sorted and put away (about 2 months ago)
boat bags, piles of stuff cats have knocked down.
piles of rejected skin tight clothes ,and somehow
even a pair of ians shoes that he left on the boat LAST year!






You are probably asking yourself...."how on earth could ONE person make such a mess?"

A few different ways.

A.trying on clothes in a hurried frenzy ..only to realize they ALL make you look fat (er).

B.trying on shoes in a frenzied hurry ...only to realize they are all too uncomfortable to walk in or they are ALL too fat for your scrawny feet.

C.franticly searching for things in a frenzied hurry .....only to realize you can not find said THING.

D. having an entire office full of paperwork and office paraphernalia and no where to put any of it.

E. by being woken up at 4 A.M. every day ,by this moron ,thus being too tired to clean after working 14 hours ,while utterly exhausted.











sitting in the window ,looking at birds at 4:30 A.M.
















Woo hoo!!! an early rising bug!!










See how easy it is.

And finally , the ultimate picture of despair and neglect......














Yes, I Am shocked , horrified , disgusted and ashamed.

So, I guess we all know what I'll be doing for my day off. Don't we?

Please send a backhoe,a spare room and fresh plants.

Have a great day ya'll !!!