They find cool slang on the urban dictionary ,silly!
Presenting a bunch of slang that I think we all need to add to our vocabularies, cuz we sound OLD like this, yo.
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When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.
"Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all 'OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'"
Bitching about something, or having a bitch. Getting on other people's nerves by complaining a lot.
The little boy continued to winge while waiting for his mother to finish the grocery shopping.
A combination of the words "man" and "boobs." This is what happens when fat gathers in a male's chest area, and gives him the appearance of having breasts.
Usually seen in overweight males, but can strangely also occur in men who are not really overweight.
Usually seen in overweight males, but can strangely also occur in men who are not really overweight.
"Those moobs are quite sizable."
"Indeed."
"Indeed."
Used to describe sombody who is missing some of their teeth, because Summer there and Summer not!
Looks like the hockey players all have their summer teeth!
A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.
Her pants were so low cut, you could see her tramp stamp.
adj. - when something is "just right." Not too hot or too cold, not too big or too small, etc.
"Are you hungry?"
"Naw man... I'm baby bear."
"Naw man... I'm baby bear."
To step up to a challenge; to toughen up; to make something happen, as opposed to just bitching about it; taking charge of a situation. The feminine variation of "cowboy up."
Maria: My boyfriend treats me like shit, but I'd be alone without him.
Joanie: It's time to cowgirl up and leave his sorry ass.
Joanie: It's time to cowgirl up and leave his sorry ass.
A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.
We have a very stylish colonial-style his and hers walk-on floordrobe at home.
Its a slang greeting in New Orleans. When you meet someone in the street they will say that. Then you reply with the key phrase what it is. If you respond wrong, the initiator will know you are not local.
person 1: where y'at?
person 2: what it is.
person 2: what it is.
A very loud car stereo system that includes amps and sub woofers.
"If you hear me 'fore you see me I got King Kong in the trunk!"
To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.
I couldn't really think of anthing good to blog about, so my last post was real blogorrhea.
short for "details", usually details of gossip
My friend wanted to know what happened at the party last night so I gave her the deets.
Walking Around Money. Monies given to you by your sugar daddy/sugar momma for you to spend freely.
What, you're out of cash? Why isn't your man givin you any WAM? My man gives me WAM all the time because he knows he won't get any booty otherwise.
Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.
The girls and I are going to a buffet for dinner, so I'm wearing my Thanksgiving pants.
Spending big bills, such as hundred dollar bills.
Donald Trump is so so damn rich. That bastard is always poppin' hundies.
Short for "you ones"; could also be used in place of:
you
you guys
you all
y'all
you
you guys
you all
y'all
Yinz goin' to da Stillers game?
A song or advertising jingle annoyingly stuck in your head.
I've got a Tune Wedgie. 'Rudolf the Rednose Raindeer' keeps playing in my head.
No, don't sing the Barney theme song! You'll give me a Tune Wedgie.
No, don't sing the Barney theme song! You'll give me a Tune Wedgie.
People who wander around aimlessly and always seem to get in your way in stores and supermarkets, chatting on their cell phones and paying no attention to their surroundings.
I would have been here ten minutes earlier if I hadn't been stuck behind that meanderthal.
a person who is lactose intolerant
"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."
to be out of control; way off base. usually deserving of a good slapping or a full-blown ass- kicking.
"Tamika had 7 shots of hennessy last night and tried to get on my man. She was way out of pocket so i smacked the belligierant ho"
This phrase is used to either be emo or to mock an emo kid. It describes the classic emo musician and poignantly mocks the ever-so-sad emo song.
A: I ran out of black eyeliner this morning, and my new hair isn't as black as I wanted it.
B: This is such a cruel world...
Bystander: Aw, I'm gonna tune my guitar to sad.
B: This is such a cruel world...
Bystander: Aw, I'm gonna tune my guitar to sad.
The actual name of the pillsbury doughboy, or to be extremely fresh
you look poppin fresh homie!
Sarcasm mixed with a generous helping of bitterness.
Sarcastic, angry and bitter at the world, especially men, Noodle is sarcaustic.
An imaginary liquid used in automobiles (to make the blinkers work). This term is used as a sarcastic remark toward someone who knows ablsolutely nothing about cars.
Bob: "My car's broken again. I don't know what's wrong."
Jon: "Did you check the blinker fluid?"
Jon: "Did you check the blinker fluid?"
The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.
"Somebody call the whambulance, Stacy broke a nail."
(adj.) Used to describe anything of questionable masculinity.
Believed to have originated from the 2005 motion picture Brokeback Mountain.
Believed to have originated from the 2005 motion picture Brokeback Mountain.
"It's NOT a purse, it's a man-bag! It's very manly!"
"I don't know man, it looks kinda brokeback to me."
"I don't know man, it looks kinda brokeback to me."
Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.
Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.
Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.
1) Yeah, so the Steelers are on tv and my dad's all fat on the couch... so I dont think I can get a ride out with you.
2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.
2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.
1. To be making money, generally a lot of it.
2. To be on the clock at work.
3. Working in general
words are commonly placed in between stackin' and loot. the words are reversable as well. for example.
stackin' mad loot
stackin' crazy loot
stackin' some loot
stackin' that loot
loot stackin'
2. To be on the clock at work.
3. Working in general
words are commonly placed in between stackin' and loot. the words are reversable as well. for example.
stackin' mad loot
stackin' crazy loot
stackin' some loot
stackin' that loot
loot stackin'
"What are you doin man?"
"Ohh i'm just at work for a while stackin' loot"
"Yo is that a good job?"
"Hell yeah son, I be stackin' mad loot at that place"
I've been loot stackin all day man, now it's time to unwind.
"Ohh i'm just at work for a while stackin' loot"
"Yo is that a good job?"
"Hell yeah son, I be stackin' mad loot at that place"
I've been loot stackin all day man, now it's time to unwind.
3 meanings:
1. a cool person
2. to signify agreement
3. to signify something is good
1. a cool person
2. to signify agreement
3. to signify something is good
1. Tom lent me an album, he's safe.
2."who wants nachos?" "yeah safe"
3. "what do you think of this excellent song?" "it's safe"
2."who wants nachos?" "yeah safe"
3. "what do you think of this excellent song?" "it's safe"
same as "too much information" TMI
Did I ever tell you about how you were conceived?
Uh, no, mom, that would be an overshare.
Uh, no, mom, that would be an overshare.
Singular or plural reference to cigarettes.
"Give us a snout."
"I need to get some snout."
"I need to get some snout."
A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark
My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.
"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."
An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."
The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.
Can be used in any situation.
An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."
The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.
Can be used in any situation.
*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*
Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
See, pretty fresh huh?
Now ,go use some on your loved ones and let me know what reaction you get. LQTMS....
Happy Friday Yinz.
Luv me
Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.
See, pretty fresh huh?
Now ,go use some on your loved ones and let me know what reaction you get. LQTMS....
Happy Friday Yinz.
Luv me
