I hate you t-mobile

We're out dining at Chili's .I feel and LOOK like death warmed over.

After we eat ,I'm outside ,smoking with my smuggled out drink.My hubs, Floozie2 and lake farmer are still at the table.

I'm waiting and waiting...they never come.

I call my hubby on the cell ...trying to be funny.

ring ..ring .."Hello"

"Hi, do you like sick ,hairy ,puffy girls?"

"What?hello?"
click

ring ...ring...again.....
"hello'

"hi , do you like sick,hairy ,puffy girls?"

"WHAT?
I know it's her ,I can see her number"

"Hello!!!! can you hear me?"

"yeah, what?"

"where the hell are you, I'm trying to steal my glass?"

"Oh ok, we're coming."

"son a muh bitchka! thanks you lousy t-mobile for ruining the highlight of my sick night!"